- Wants to go hiking the Appalachian Trail.
- This is not a retreat. It is an advance in the direction opposite to forward.
- Wants to be appointed Ambassador to Africa. She still thinks it is a country.
- Will be appearing on Wife Swap, with Jenny Sanford.
- Michelle Bachmann was getting too much attention for being batshit crazy.
- Blagojevich told her she could put her job up for sale on EBay.
- Palin is the sole beneficiary in newly found Michael Jackson will.
- Took career advice from President Dan Quayle.
- John McCain bailed out five times too.
And the number one reason why Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska:
- Wants to move to Chicago and become a Community Organizer.
Alternative List
- Met soul mate on official trip to Washington: Rich Lowry. It is a love story. A tragic, horrible love story, but a love story all the same.
- Held family vote. Trick, Track and Pepper voted she quit. Book Case, Blanket and Bottom Line voted Hell Yeah.
- Todd revealed to be Mark Sanford's new soul mate.
- "We need more Tricks." Realized she had missed her true profession.
- To protect her children and all children from David Letterman.
- It is the Curse of the Mummy. Tut-ankh-amun strikes again.
- State of Alaska will not buy her clothes. FOX News will. Decided to replace Mike Huckabee on FOX.
- New National Spokesman for line of Lipstick for Pigs.
- Will dedicate her life to be surrogate mother to new army of Reagan clones.
- Also.
Add your own list in Comments.
Note Thanks for the Rec List. We will have Sarah Palin to kick around for a while, even if not as Governor. "So the team can win."
Promoting From Comments
- Reason she quit? "In what respect, Charlie?" -- justmy2.
2.She is going to be doing Tina Fey impersonations on Fox News--Stranded Wind
- Palin to be surrogate mother to Reagan clone. --Besdeekian
- Reasons that sarah palin quit? "All of them, Katie, just all of them out there." --uc booker
- Seriously, look at FDL
- God loves Mark Sanford and is trying to distract us by making Sarah Palin resign.--babeuf
- She was just injected with Propofol. Resigned accidentally.--Drdemocrat
- For the back to school sale at Neiman Marcus. --uc booker
- So she can read up on the news and learn that we are no longer fighting in KOSOVO. -aquarius2001
- Realised she could make more money cooking meth in Wasilla like the rest of her friends and neighbors.-- darthstar
- Looks like a smart move to the dumbasses who call themselves "Teabaggers"--aquarius2001
- Threeway sex tape about to go viral: Palin-Sanford-Todd. (Say it ain't so, Chuck Todd.)
- Wants to hunt down Katie Couric. Make her read the Wasilla Times.
- To impress Jodie Foster.---Rich in PA
- Needs more time to think up whacky baby names. Trigg, Track, Book Case, Blanket, Hat...
And Finally,
She is about to be indicted by the Federal Govt.