In our last episode of Life Imitates Art, Phil Berg, lawyer errant for the East Coast Birfers, had paused from his quixotic adventures against the Chosen One and embarked upon a crusade against his evil nemesises..nemesi?...what ever... the Insane Clown Posse headed by Sensei Mrs. Dr. Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq., Queen of Denial for the West Coast Birfers and her erstwhile comrade-in-arms, and former Berg acolyte, Linda Belcher, known to her friends as Eva Braun. I guess if my name was Belcher, I'd change it too...
What? You missed that Clash of the Titans? You think I made that up? You give me too much credit. Hold on to your seats ... scene II is about to begin .... all aboard the bus to Crazy Town! As always...don't bother looking for a snark tag...there isn't one....
It's been said "anyone can sue anyone for anything....that don't prove nuthin'" and that's true. Which is why God invented the appeal process.
That's good, because Berg is suing an awful lot of people... again:
ORLY TAITZ, a/k/a DR. ORLY TAITZ, a/k/a
LAW OFFICES OF ORLY TAITZ; a/k/a
WWW.ORLYTAITZESQ.COM a/k/a
WWW.REPUBX.COM a/k/a ORLY TAITZ,
INC.
and
DEFEND OUR FREEDOMS
FOUNDATIONS, INC.
and
YOSEF TAITZ
and
THE SANKEY FIRM
and
SANKEY INVESTIGATIONS, INC.
and
NEIL SANKEY
and
JAMES SUNDQUIST
and
ROCK SALT PUBLISHING
and
LINDA SUE BELCHER a/k/a LINDA S.
BELCHER a/k/a LINDA STARR; a/k/a
NEWWOMENSPARTY a/k/a
STITCHENWITCH a/k/a EVA BRAUN a/k/a
WEB SERGEANT a/k/a KATY a/k/a
WWW.OBAMACITIZENSHIPDEBATE.ORG
and
EDGAR HALE a/k/a JD SMITH;
and
CAREN HALE;
and
PLAINS RADIO NETWORK, a/ka PLAINS
RADIO NETWORK, INC. a/k/a PLAINS
RADIO;
and
BAR H FARMS;
and
KPRN AM 1610;
and
DOES 1 through 200 Inclusive
Now, I'll admit to a conservative bent here. I generally think a woman who has more than one nickname or alias needs to be checked for multiple personalities. "Honey","baby", "sweetheart" don't count. Those are safe terms guys use so we don't screw up and call Maria "Nina!" by mistake at an inappropriate time.
No, I'm talking about legal names. After two or three I start thinking we can save a lot of time and trees by just calling you Sybil, because The Three Faces of Eve is too long. Having said that, I have to admit Orly Taitz's list of aliases is nowhere near as impressive as Linda Belcher's (AKA Eva Braun AKA Web Sargeant AKA Stitchenwitch AKA Katy)... and that's just some of them. Orly looks staid compared to that Insane Clown Posse, which brings us to her opening salvo in the Birfer's version of the Milagro Beanfield Wars.
I don't know if she does this on purpose, but her Motion to Dismiss is difficult to read. Thewordsruntogetherinvariousplacesandthatmakesithardtofollow. Of course, the logic ain't the most pristine either.
The basic charge is that Taitz, along with others
have sent Plaintiff Lisa Liberi’s Social Security number and personal data via e-mail in mass mailings, media groups, internationally and to 1000’s of undisclosed recipients, requesting the information to be posted on websites across the internet and have been harassing Plaintiff Lisa Liberi, Philip J. Berg, Esquire and the Law Offices of Philip J. Berg.
Defendants James Sundquist and Rock Salt Publishing have sent mass e-mailing with Lisa Ostella’s home address, phone number and maiden name through the internet to an unknown number of undisclosed recipients slandering and harassing Lisa Ostella and her family and have filed falsified police and law enforcement reports against Lisa Ostella regarding supposed "hacking" of Defendant Orly Taitz, et al websites and PayPal accounts.
Aside form the obvious problems with this sort of behavior, Berg points out a deadly serious consequence of Taitz et al going after Lisa Liberi
Liberi had a confidential address as a result of her child and her being victims of domestic violence. The publication of Liberi’s personal identifying information by Taitz, Defend our Freedoms Foundation, Inc., Sankey, the Sankey Firm and Sankey Investigations, Inc. made sure anyone with internet had access to Liberi’s Social Security number, date of birth and where she resided, further placing Liberi, her son and husband in further danger.
Orly Taitz responds by claiming the courts in PA have no jurisdiction because she doesn't live there. It's not like she's confessing to being one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space, she's just going Dick Cheney on us here and claiming Pennsylvania can't touch her because she doesn't live there. Oh... and another reason for dismissing the case?
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That's what happens when you cut and paste her Motion to Dismiss. Why? I told you... shedoesn'tusespacingwhenshetypes. You know how people say "she writes like she talks"...well this girl takes it to an extreme.
I could go on detailing Taitz's ramblings, but as we learned in the previous episode, the woman is so paranoid she doesn't even trust her own spell checker. Consequently, she "assets that all the information provided was truthful." In other words, she admits that she divulged highly personal and privileged information about people... and that because she is divulging real Social Security numbers and addresses... it's ok.
She then goes on to make several claims that Liberi "has developed a modus operandi of filing malicious and frivolous law suits against her victims".... wow. Hey Pot, Kettle called... it wants it's black back. If you read Berg's complaint it's clear one is talking about Liberi's background or prior convictions. It's the invasion of privacy thing that has people upset. While it's interesting reading if you like that sort of thing, it is ..what's the word? Irrelevant.
To be sure she covers her bases, she lists all of Lisa Liberi's aliases:
ALlAS: LlSERI, LISA R
ALlAS: COURVILLE RICHARDSON, LISA
ALlAS: LIBERI, LISA A
ALlAS: RICHARDSON, LISA C
ALlAS: COURVILLERICH, LISA
ALIAS: LIBERI, LISA RENEE
ALlAS: LlBERI, LISA
ALIAS: RICHARDSON, LISA RENEE
Methinks the Queen of Denial protesteth too much. Tell you what, sister, get back to us when Lisa starts calling herself Trinity, Galadriel, or Foxy Brown.
In any event, the court took the only action it could faced with this onslaught... they denied her motion. Don't worry, that didn't stop the show. In a letter dated July 17th, Berg contacted the presiding judge to inform him
since our hearing before Your Honor on June 25,
2009, there have been two (2) serious problems:
- Ms. Taitz has completely disregarded Your Honor’s statements in Court June 25, 2009 as she has continued her illegal and harassing behaviors and her distribution of Mrs. Liberi’s Social Security number, date of birth and other personal identifying information; and
- Defendant’s Edgar Hale and Linda Sue Belcher a/k/a Linda Starr have threatened Plaintiffs’ witnesses, potential witnesses and any party who prepares and files an "Affidavit" on behalf of the Plaintiffs.
Wow. Ignoring a judge's direct instructions and intimidating witnesses. Talk about Going Overboard. To be clear, the Queen of Denial isn't the only one Berg is doing battle with. He also engaged a guy who has been chewing up the airwaves in Texas called Ed Hale.
At the same time, Mr. Hale placed a degrading post on his website regarding me. In addition, during Mr. Hale’s radio show on Plains Radio called the Liberty Pole Hour, second [2nd] hour, Mr. Hale read parts of my letter. Mr. Hale then spent the rest of the time with his callers "bashing" me, calling me a liar; telling people I work for President Obama; stating I filed a Motion to shut Plains Radio down; stated I was attempting to shut Orly Taitz down because I work for President Obama or because of all the attention she is receiving.
Ok, now I'm confused. First off how what the hell is a Liberty Pole? Where do you put it? Does it hurt? What happens at the end of the hour? And what the hell is the 2nd hour for? Surgical removal? I'm sorry... don't let me distract you... there's a bigger story here.
The Texas Birfers have uncovered a new conspiracy!
Phil Berg, head of the East Coast Birfers, is a double agent! He works for Obama! And you thought there were a lot of twists and turns in The Prestige! Well you ain't seen nuthin' yet. But wait... Berg isn't finished...
Mr. Hale even stated we have another witness in Utah who backed up Plaintiffs’ statements about his radio show on June 25, 2009 wherein Mr. Hale stated "he would go after them with a vengeance," meaning witnesses for the Plaintiffs.
The posting of my letter to Your Honor dated yesterday is exactly the fear Plaintiffs’ witnesses have regarding their involvement based on Mr. Hale and Ms. Belcher’s threats regarding their (Plaintiffs’ witnesses) personal, confidential information, their addresses, etc. being placed on the internet by Mr. Hale and Ms. Belcher and the threat wherein Defendants stated, "we will know your name"; "we will know your address"; "we will know who you are" and "you know what, we will come after you with a vengeance"; "and prove you a liar also".
I wish someone would tell Phil it's the Internet, not the internet... but that's just a pet peeve of mine. Mr. Hale... what say you to these scurrilous charges?
Now Please listen to the entire sound clip from the Show on
6-25-09. You will hear me say "We will go after these people
wthe a vengence to PROVE THAT THEY ARE LAIRS."
Oh... so you did threaten these people.... I see you are from the Orly Taitz school of legal defense. "Yeah I did it... so it's true...so what's the problem?"
Obviously, this is going to be a long running engagement. We all know what that means....The Great Discovery... only this time there will be no Thomas the Tank Engine to save you....
Mwahahhaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Excuse me, I have to get more popcorn.
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Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?
-- Obi Wan Kenobi