(My subscription to The Nation has just expired, and I can't afford to renew it, so if I'm on the same wavelength as the ever-so-thrillin' Calvin Trillin this week -- well, sorry about that, Cal.)
Here's a Clerihew in honor of the upcoming Inauguration, Exorcism, and General Day of Merriment and Relief:
George Dubya Goddam Bush
Oh how we'd all love to give him a good swift kick in the tush!
But I'll be satisfied just to see him get the hell back to Texas
On Tuesday, before I sits myself down for Breaxfas'.