He hasn't killed enough people! The nobel peace prize has been awarded to such mass murdering luminaries as Woodrow Wilson and Henry Kissinger. These magnificent fellows have a mountain of skulls under them. Compared to them, Obama is a lightweight.
Give him a couple years of bombing Pakistani weddings and villages with hordes of flying robots, going McCain on Afghanistan and Iran and showing Iraq the mercenary surge; Obama could certainly rival presidents like killer Wilson. Until then, it kind of cheapens the prize to give it to a newbie murderer don't ya think?
Granted, to be fair to the Nobel Prize Committee, Obama's competition to the prize was pretty pathetic. We're talking wusses who dedicate their lives to cleaning up land mines, people who care for victims of rape in the Congo, imprisoned Chinese reformers, blablabla. Even if these guys were secretly Ted Bundy's and doing some serial killing on the side, they wouldn't measure up to our man Obama, who has the blood of at least thousands if not tens of thousands on his hands.
But still, I feel like this is unfair to Bush, he was racking up a serious kill count for 6-7 years! I'm sure Obama can top a monkey like Bush in less time, but he just hasn't gotten there yet with only 9 months.
War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength