My college campus was providing it today for free from 1PM to 3PM in the atrium of the student center.
I'll tell everyone what it was like after the fold.
First, they give you a sheet of paper listing what allergies you cannot have if you are to receive this inoculation. Then you fill out a simple form that takes only three minutes to fill out. Once that is all done and handed in, they pointed me to a table tended by a volunteer nurse. Once there, they asked me once again about any allergies I had before asking me to tilt my head back. The inoculation was merely one shot of mist up each nostril like allergy medicine.
After that was all done, I asked what the chances are of me showing symptoms as a result of the inoculation and they said that I may have a minor sore throat, but that's about it. I left the student center feeling satisfied that I had taken the time to have this done.
Now, all I feel is a very slight sore throat, but nothing else. The conspiracy theorists were all dead wrong, there are no probes in the vaccine...wait, what's with my arm, some metal plating is growing on it? Oh no, it's spreading, metal parts and equipment are growing onto my head! This can't be happening! Noooo!!! Argh, my mind is being plugged into some sort of hive-mind, I can already hear the buzz of a million voices! Must...retain...my individuality....
I am Locutus of Borg. Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that lovely snark. Seriously, everyone who is eligible ought to get the swine flu vaccine.
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