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For those who never fail to marvel at the universe of conspiracy that people like Orly Taitz and Glenn Beck live in, join me in this brief rundown of some conspiracies Orly has "uncovered."
*Note: Any typos in Orly quotes are hers.
First, we already know about the conspiracy to keep Obama's "Kenyan" birth a secret. It involves Hawaiian government officials, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and Hillary Clinton, all of whom are defendants in a case Taitz has filed on behalf of Alan Keyes and others in California. This case is currently being heard by Judge Carter.
Have you heard about Taitz's latest conspiracy theory?
LAW CLERK CONSPIRACY:
According to Spencer Kornhaber, OC Weekly, it involves a law clerk named Siddharth Velamoor, hired by Judge Carter in October. Velamoor used to work as an attorney at Perkins Coie LLP, a very large law firm in which Robert F. Bauer was a partner. Who is Bauer? According to Taitz, "General Counsel to Obama for America and General Counsel to the Democratic National Committee." Bauer, Taitz's followers say, is married to Anita Dunn, White House Counsel (and Beck's latest target).
Orly received an e-mail (which she posted) claiming two sites listed contradictory educational backgrounds for Mr. Velamoor, with one saying he graduated from "Columbia University" and the other a school in Slovakia. According to the letter:
It appears Velamoor may have been a Foreign Exchange Student either from or through Columbia — Obama’s alma mater. Did he report this to the Judge on his resume?...Some researchers believe that Obama was in a Foreign Exchange Program at Columbia — which explains why Obama is restricting access to his college records, and why few remember him at Columbia University.
Orly wonders if anyone has submitted this information to Judge Carter and asks her "followers" to "check if there are multiple addresses and SS numbers for this person as well." As everyone knows, there can only be one Siddharth Velamoor in the world, so sure enough, her "followers" have dug up and posted various addresses and phone numbers for several people with the last name Velamoor from the Washington region in which they say Velamoor grew up. They've also posted pictures from his Facebook page.
If all this is not enough to convince you that Velamoor is part of some grand conspiracy and, according to Orly, has influenced Carter and "drastically" altered Carter's attitude toward her, you will find the latest evidence utterly convincing:
Velamoor...was also on the debate team in high school, in Mercer Island, WA. Mercer Island— the same high school where Stanley Ann Dunham graduated from before her father moved the family to Hawaii. Mercer Island is also the place where the young mother stopped, according to a high school friend, enroute home to Hawaii, with the infant Barack Obama in the Fall of 1961.
Yes, Velamoor apparently went to high school in Washington, got a college degree in the US, then decided to go to Slovakia for his juris doctorate--because every US lawyer feels the best way to get prepared to practice US law is to get a law degree in Slovakia.
One of Orly's fans took Orly up on her challenge and posted all the information he could find on anyone with the last name Velamoor. Based on the ages of these Velamoors, the poster picks one who must be Siddharth's brother:
Srinivas Velamoor (see family members above), who is very probably a brother of Siddharth Velamoor, donated $250 to Obama in 1st quarter 2008.
After Carter grants the Motion to Dismiss, will Orly ask him to recuse himself based on this discovered bias? Most likely, showing she has learned NOTHING from her ordeal with Judge Land. You have to file an allegation of bias BEFORE the judgment. If she thinks this biases Judge Carter, she needs to file now--not wait until he rules against her.
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER CONSPIRACY:
This is Taitz's favorite tree to bark up. Her reputed expert has identified many Social Security numbers for Barack Obama, and apparently now for Michelle Obama, as well.
Who knows how she can be sure she has Obama's real Social Security number? The most frequent claim she makes is that he is using the Social Security No. of a man born in Connecticut in 1890 who first filed for his Social Security Number in--wait for it--1977 or 1978. Yes, he waited until he was nearly 90 years old to file for a Social Security number, because, Orly suggests, he probably needed Medicare or Social Security benefits.
Of course, without a Social Security number, he never would have paid into Social Security and since your benefits are "based on your earnings averaged over your lifetime," he wouldn't qualify.
Here are some of the names Orly says Barack Obama has used:
Barbara, Baraq, Barake, Barak, Barak Quincy, Barrack, Barrok, Barry M, Batock, Benedicto, Bertrand H, Bertrand H Obang, Bertrand O, Betty, Billy, Binlad Sr, Bob, Borack, Borak, Brack, Brianna, Burak
Here is what she says about Michelle Obama:
Additionally now there is a mountain of evidence of illegal activity in relation to Michelle Obama. National databases show her going by different last names in association with the same social security number xxx-xx-2302, born 09.03.66. We have her under the names of Michelle Meyers and Michelle Paton in national databases in Alfaretta, GA, Atlanta GA and Suwanee GA as well as numerous other locations around the Nation, such as Owatonna MN and Port Jefferson NY.
In Orly's conspiracy world, Judge Land sanctioned her because the Obamas, using fake social security numbers, own property "in his backyard" (so she said in her latest court filing, appealing sanctions):
Please, notice that Obama used 2 social security numbers of other individuals in Land’s hometown of Columbus GA. Any judge with integrity and any respect for the law and the Constitution not only would not sanction me and would grant me further discovery, but would sua sponte forward a copy of the pleadings to the local DA, to Atty Gen of GA , local US atty, police and FBI for criminal inveastigation .
There is a sale of a house in Alfaretta, GA parcel 22-4952-1050-115 at 225 Relais trce, Alfaretta GA. The sellers are Michelle and Fred Meyers. Social security number used, is one used by Michelle all her life xxx-xx-2302 (I am not allowed to publish the full birth certificates number, I have to redact it. The full number can be published only for the deceased). Who is Fred Meyers, listed on the deed with Michelle? Did Obama go by that name? Is this a real sale of a real house or was it a banking money laundering transaction used with a bogus name and address? Why is our worthless department of Justice (Injustice) and FBI (as in FalseBirthcertificates and Ids) doesn’t do a thing to investigate this criminal activity and bring Obamas to justice.
It seems pretty clear that Orly has decided anyone with a vaguely similar name to "Obama" or "Barack" with a Social Security number 1 or 2 digits away from the one she claims to have for Obama is another Obama alias.
She also says Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, had several Social Security numbers and also went by the alias "Shirley Ann Dunham." As "Shirley," she owned a company called "Dunham Organization" in Seattle, WA, and Bellevue, WA.
Taitz says she received a death threat from someone whose IP traced back to these areas, and thinks it is somehow related.
Other Orly Conspiracies:
Philip Berg, who filed the first lawsuit against Obama on his birth, is actually an Obama plant.
The Saudi Royal family payed for Barack Obama's education.
Judge Land had secret meetings with Eric Holder, because a birther filed an affidavit swearing he saw the "small in stature" 6'4" Holder in a coffee shop near the courthouse--even though people in California were absolutely certain they were watching Holder give a speech on behalf at the Justice Department at this time and date.
The Nobel Peace Prize (which Orly calls the "Noble" Peace Prize) was given to Obama to cement his status so he can build a "new world order."
Kenyan officials are conspiring to keep Obama's birth certificate hidden because they have ties to Obama family members.
Hillary Clinton went to Kenya to threaten officials should they release Obama's "real" birth certificate.
Orly claims her Website and Paypal accounts were hacked; when the operator of the Website, an associate of Berg's, informed her it was not hacked, Orly fired her, then claimed the woman had multiple Social Security numbers and had been convicted of fraud. She sent the woman's (Lisa Liberi) personal information to more than 1000 media representatives and is now being sued by Liberi and Berg.
The Supreme Court is complicit in "illegal activity" for blocking her attempts to remove Obama from the presidency.
Her evidence for the Supreme Court corruption?
Further, a few days before hearing this petition in the conference of the full Supreme Court, eight out of nine Supreme Court Justices had a private closed door meeting with Mr. Obama, who was a party of interest and subject of this petition, wherein there may have been ex parte communication that prejudiced the petitioners.
As everyone already recognizes, this woman is completely insane. She claims to have grown up in "Stalinist" Russia, yet she was allegedly born in 1961, long after Stalin was dead.
Therefore, it is not reasonable to believe that her delusions spring from a lifetime of persecution in Russia, as she suggests. After all, Mikhail Baryshnikov grew up in Soviet-occupied Riga (now Latvia), living there from 1948-1974, and he is not in court suing Obama, accusing the Supreme Court of being part of a grand conspiracy, and claiming that the media are "brownshirts" in Obama's secret army.
BONUS BIRTHER CONSPIRACY:
The dumbest and most disgusting birther conspiracy is promoted on various Websites by someone calling himself AXJ. He claims that a few black and white photographs of a naked woman allegedly published in 1961 depict Obama's mother during the "alleged" end of her pregnancy; the woman does not look pregnant--which has AXJ and others suggesting Obama's grandmother was actually his mother. Someone came across these photos and said they must be Stanley Ann Dunham, so there you have it.
His evidence? Well, they were taken in Washington, where she was enrolled in a correspondence course. How does he know they were taken in Washington? He doesn't. How does he know they were taken in 1961? He doesn't. How does he know they were taken in the summer just before Obama was born? No idea, because there is a Christmas tree with gifts underneath in one of the images, which does not sound very much like July/August. How does he know it's Stanley Ann Dunham? Because he's seen a couple grainy photographs of her on the Internet, and they both have dark hair, angular faces, and are thin. So it must be her.
(One might argue that a grainy black and white photo of Toby Maguire could be mistaken for a grainy black and white photo of Jake Gyllenhall...just saying.)
It's ironic that they cannot accept a certified birth certificate as legitimate but will immediately accept the "legitimacy" of anything with no evidence.
Like that Kenyan birth certificate Orly insists is real...the one where the baby Obama is 18" long at birth yet grows up to be over 6'--something that would almost never happen; an 18" male baby is well below average height at birth and typically grows up to be about 5'9"--AT MOST.