BREAKING/URGENT DIARY UPDATE
IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS AND SANITY - THIS DIARY WILL CRAWL BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM AT 2:03PM EST MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU
besides maimonides once again is the unquestionable winner.
The gauntlet is thrown in your face - this is the last time I'm going to let you in on the most exciting event ever. If you don't believe - you are the Obumnut sheeple everyone says you are
Get on board and sign the petition to draft the last standing patriot in the US, the elegant, electable Lady Lynn Forester De Rothschild.
The time is right, the numbers are there for us to finally realize the mistake we made in HRC who sold us all out to take the demeaning job of Secretary of State. Even the word Secretary is demeaning, we will change it to Special Administrative Assistant of State.
We are not vindictive, we have sympathy for you. Your weakness for uplifting a Kansas farmboy is understandable as you are easily led astray. But you have to acknowledge that the most compelling story comes from real royalty who deigns to walk among us as a commoner. The Lady Lynn.
She promises not to hold you in contempt, you see. She has studied this, this Obamanation that promised a dog for his own children, yet held the selection of one for months and months. The trials of Tantalus were weak in comparison.
You BamaBOTs can be deprogrammed, do not despair. We act solely in the best interests.
Your devotion and acceptance of this immigrants white house thugs is noted. And will be dealt with accordingly.
This is your last chance to sign your name to the blueprint of a new political movement. Despite an all out effort to stop us by the henchmen issued forth from the flying monkey king himself, David Axelrod, we have smuggled the plans out of the beltway to disseminate to all.
Join us or despair your loserness.