So I'm going over (or is it under?) the line with this diary, but when GB is so nicely skewered I just can't help myself.
Here's the conceit of the ONN (Onion News Network) story. A young woman has been killed in a terrible car accident and (unfortunately) she was NOT GLENN BECK.
Or as a neighbor says ...
She wasn't some fat dumb moron fuck face who should have drunk themselves to death when they had the chance.
More tidbits and the link over the fold ...
The reporter says she was hit by car while bicycling and the force of impact ...
shattered her rib cage and not Glenn Beck's.
... while the EMT says ...
I got out of the ambulance and ran to the wreckage to make sure someone was still breathing or else Glenn Beck.
... and the reporter quotes a friend ...
Rebecca was a good friend who hated Glenn Beck and loved to dance.
... and then the victim's mom speaks through her tears ...
There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child.
... and finally some recent newspaper headlines ...
Rottweiler Mauled Someone Who Was Not Glenn Beck
Brazilians Praying Trampling Victim Was Glenn Beck
And finally the ONN story itself ...
UNFORTUNATELY NOT GLENN BECK