The Twilight Saga: New Moon opened last night, and already swarms of movie goers have packed theaters to see the continuing saga of vampires, werewolves and emo teens.
However, those who have witnessed the film, have not seen the entire story.
In this exclusive deleted scene, the character of Jacob Black, played by Taylor Lautner, is denied health care because under his private health care plan, being a werewolf is considered a pre-existing condition. Take a look.
TRANSCRIPT FOR THOSE WITHOUT VIDEO.
JACOB BLACK TALKS TO HIS DOCTOR.
DOCTOR: Hello Jacob, and how are we today?
JACOB: Um, hi, doctor. I got this cut on my arm, that I kind of need looked at.
DOCTOR: I see, well unfortunately I was looking over your chart, and saw that you are a... werewolf.
JACOB: Yeah, so?
DOCTOR: Well, unfortunately being a werewolf is considered a pre-existing condition under your health care plan, so, your private insurance company has decided to drop your coverage.
JACOB: They did what?
DOCTOR: Yeah, they dropped you like a bad habit. I’m sorry.
JACOB LEANS OVER, SHAKES AND TURNS INTO A WEREWOLF.
JACOB: Grrrr... WHY WE HAVE A ROBUST PUBLIC OPTION?!?!?
DOCTOR: Do you have any cash to pay for the treatment? Because, again, you’re not covered.
JACOB: I’ll cover you! RaaaAAA!
JACOB ATTACKS AND MAULS THE DOCTOR.