You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."
http://twitter.com/...
Trolls and non-trolls, 'bots and non-'bots, purists, conformists, apologists, Communists and Capitalists, flying monkeys, men and women, friends and lovers, ballerinas and tap dancers, corn fed cows and grass fed cattle, pumpkins and gourdes, long grain rice and short grain rice, whole wheat and processed bleached white flour, pragmatists and realists, matte and glossy finishes, vegetarians and vegans, e4 and d4, Mongoose and ferret, "wheat" or "white," meddlesome teens and private detectives, beer and wine, credit and debit, lemon, lime, and lemon/lime, paperplasticbringyourownfuckingbag.
I bring these for you. In your time of need. When it's simply not enough to say, "I loathe your presence, but a picture would make you less loathesome."
Here are websites with a lot of funny pictures and humorous videos.
Funny news items and other things:
http://probablybadnews.com/
Broken and/or otherwise rearranged cars:
http://thatwillbuffout.com/
Musings of a 20 something living with his old Dad, apparently a TV show is in the works:
http://twitter.com/...
Meh, somewhat amusing anecdotes:
http://itmademyday.com/
Description unnecessary:
http://failblog.org/
Crazy pictures:
http://pictureisunrelated.com/
Mmmm, title is explanatory:
http://www.funnyordie.com/
Part of Cheezburger network:
http://totallylookslike.com/
Silly interruptions of photos:
http://thisisphotobomb.com/
Nostalgic win and fail:
http://onceuponawin.com/
Really ugly and/or stupid tattoos:
http://ugliesttattoos.com/
Mug shot index:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...
Those amazing fix it jobs that Macgyver would envy:
http://thereifixedit.com/
Forgot about:
Wrecked and non-wrecked cakes (h/t to bendygirl):
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
Title is sufficient:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
Two from socratic:
Bad homemade items from Etsy:
http://www.regretsy.com/
Look at this Fucking Hipster (That's my kind of tea- green and black, herbal, and the kind you smoked in 7th grade trying to get high:
http://www.latfh.com/
Sharing is caring, and any other similar links I would like to have.
May your day be graced with fetal positions and much rocking for stimulation.