I can't believe we haven't had a diary about this!!!!!
The White House released its official Thanksgiving menu yesterday, maybe even the night before, and no one... no one here has written about PIE-GATE!!!!
All seems well with the menu, the traditional turkey, the honey-baked ham,
the stuffing, and then, we get to the dessert menu. The extravagance, the sheer volume, showing no discipline whatsoever, a clear lack of leadership, an unwillingness to make the hard decisions that come with the office...
The President, at this Thanksgiving table, served not one, not two, not three, not four, not even five, but six.... count 'em people, SIX different kinds of pie!!!!!!!!
No, I am not kidding. Here is the official menu
Turkey
Honey-Baked Ham
Cornbread Stuffing
Oyster Stuffing
Greens
Macaroni and Cheese
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Banana Cream Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Apple Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Huckleberry Pie
Cherry Pie
There it is in black and white, proof of this Pie Extravaganza.
Note that the admitted sweet-potato loving man could not be satisfied with sweet potatos as a veggie side. He had to have sweet potato pie, too. Clearly, the power has gone to his head. Barack Obama is now a man who thinks he can get anything he wants, anytime he wants it!
A Bush-loving commentator on the White House Thanksgiving menu story at the Chicago Tribune site noted I'm sure what all good Bush-loving conservatives are thinking right now.
George Bush went to Iraq and ate what the troops ate! (Barack Obama stayed home and ate six kinds of pie!)
(Okay, she didn't say the last part, but you know she was thinking it.)
The Sunday Talk shows are sure to have a field day with this!
And the tea-baggers? What about them? Their new signs? Stop this Kenyan man before there's no pie left for the rest of us!
(We hear rumors the President's next horrific move, after killing off grandma with the death panels, is to go after that traditional American favorite, Apple pie, and replace it with something called Socialist pie!)
Will the horrors ever end?
Can we have our country back?
Or at least some pie for the rest of us?