To celebrate the beginning of the second week of the "brokenhagen" climate change socialist fest, I thought it would be a good time for me to reinforce the climate denier manifesto. Taking these 16 statements to heart will serve you well as you join forces with Lord Monckton and Senator Inhofe to obfuscate and vociferate about the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on humankind.
If you doubt the need to join us in this effort, remember Obama's fascist EPA wants to make it illegal for you to breathe.
A Climate Change Denier Manifesto:
A spectre is haunting the world - the spectre of global warming. All the powers of the world, in the name of a one world government, have entered into an unholy alliance to exorcise this false spectre.
Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of "climate change?"
To this end, wingnuts of various nationalities have assembled in Copenhagen and sketched the following manifesto, to be published in the English, French*, German*, Italian*, Flemish* and Danish* languages.
*Well, not really, since we don't know them...and everyone should speak English anyway.
Below, we declare our principles and intentions:
- I will confuse the scientific use of the word ‘theory’ with its casual meaning.
- I will search the fringes of science for any instances of uncertainty and generalize it to all science.
- I will ignore multiple sources of evidence in favor of a columnists’ unfounded claims.
- I will bring up the 1970’s "global cooling" controversy, as proof that scientists are clueless even though more than six times as many research studies predicted warming.
- I will find a single quote in thousands of pages of text that can be damning when used without context.
- I will pick my comparison data from wherever I damn well please, even if it happens to be the hottest year ever.
- I will pretend that scientists have ignored "natural cycles," because I know the general public doesn’t have the time to read the dozens of studies debunking this claim.
- I will make up facts and misrepresent data during interviews and op-eds because I know that journalists won’t call me on it.
- I will deride "qualifications" as elitist.
- I will repeat fabrications and falsehoods until they become perceived as the truth.
- I will confound local weather with global climate because, well, it is too darn confusing.
12 When a scientists takes issue with my comments, I will accuse her of being dogmatic and stifling dissent.
- I will claim that tens of thousands of scientists are in on the hoax so that they can cash in, while hiding my ties to big oil.
- I will chastise scientists for being apocalyptic fear mongers while claiming that the solution to the non-problem will destroy life as we know it.
- I will deny warming on even days and deny human impact on odd days.
- I will shoot the messenger – He invented climate change AND the Internet.
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For an example of our manifesto in action, please read this, exclusive commentary. The author should be commended for integrating 13 of our 16 principles.
... The collectivist Left in academia, media and politics got away with imprinting this dogma on the popular mind only because generations of government-school graduates have been successfully stripped of knowledge of history, geology or climate science. There was a time when "science" was a rigorous search for truth that required an open skeptical mind, double-blind studies, multiple repeated experiments, peer-reviewed published data and a strong belief that if you are proven wrong, someone else got it right and the world will benefit. This approach was good enough for Pasteur, Newton and Ben Franklin, but not for today's crowd.
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...The real story here cannot be so easily buried. Climate-change prophets threaten millions with poverty if their schemes become law. A preview can be seen in the "man-made dust bowl" of Central California where water has been cut off to one of the most fertile and productive agricultural areas on Earth to "protect" a small fish that one judge thinks might be harmed if the water was used to grow food.
Who cares that those small fish are food for the salmon that west coast fishermen rely on? I'm with the farmers...for whom do you stand?
P.S. Seriously, Polar Bears? Is that the best they can do? Don't they know that polar bears eat baby seals?