The recent videos featured on this site offering up potential GOP teabaggers, although ballsy efforts, were way too hard to swallow.
It is very hard to come up with GOP sex imagery that would not make one's mind pull up short. But I still think that if someone thought about it longer and harder that he could come up with a whole load of GOP celebrities who would be candidates for the planned "teabagging" who were not, well, hideous boner-shrinkers (or whatever the female equivalent is).
So, a review of some old Internet listings shows that the following GOPers may get involved on April 15th's teabagging (warning -- I have not called any of these people up to confirm that they are actually GOP supporters):
I have tried to select only the GOP celebrities who are generally deemed attractive by one gender or the other. So if you have horrible images going through your mind regarding GOP teabagging, try instead to substitute in some selected grouping of these 9 men and 9 women:
Britney Spears
Angie Harmon
Naomi Judd
Lee Ann Womack
Mel Gibson
Trace Adkins
Heather Locklear
Jessica Simpson
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Bo Derek
Nick Lachey
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Rick Schroeder
Tom Selleck
Rachel Hunter
Sylvester Stallone
Andy Garcia
LL Cool J
Fell free to match them up as you please.