I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little sick of hearing how "vulnerable" the Earth is! "Oh woe is me! The Earth is dying! We are hurting her SO badly!"
Gimme a break! The Earth can take care of itself! After all, it's just a bunch of rocks and water! Whoop Di Doo!!!
And besides, most of these so-called "threats" to the Earth are made up by the liberal, hippie Commies of the world. What we should care about is PEOPLE... good patriotic people... and us people should do what WE want to do! If the Earth don't like it, too bad!
Here. Let the great Patriot, Jack English tell it like it is:
In the past several years, the Bush Administration has cast a lot of good doubt on liberal media myths like deforestation and global warming. And as a true patriotic American, I blindly follow what my elected officials tell me.
Don't worry about what the hippie alarmists are saying. Do what makes YOU feel good. Leave your lights on. Drive a Hummer. Pour oil on a duck.
And in the end, as Jack points out, even if some of the alarmists' predictions come true, what's the big deal?
What's the worst that could happen? We could flood some cities, and destroy the food chain.
Yep. "Ooh! This is SO scary! Please save me, my town's gonna flood!"
Grow up, people! Like Jack so rightly points out, we're just gonna have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps...
...learn to swim... eat some rocks.