In the spirit of Elton John, an Ode to the GOP. I just had to do this.
Goodbye GOP
Though I never loved you at all
You had no grace and no class
While everyone was out of work.
They crawled out of your party
And they said you were brain-dead
The only way you'll ever win again
Is if you change your name
And it seems to me you look like
A Bunch of Radicals
Always a Few Steps
From Falling off the cliff
And I would like if you'd admit
Your all full of shit
Your fortunes burned out when
You ran Bush and Dick