BREAKING: They, indeed, surround us.
Tea bagging is an important activist movement, and it appears the forced aligned against the President are closing in.
It's now only a matter of time.
We recently received this, a missive from the highest ranks of this movement.
Please make plans accordingly, it's probably safe to say that at any time we'll be, y'know, teabagged within inches of our lives.
(Andy Cobb directsThe Public Service Administration).