I have tried avoiding the tabloid-drama of the Palin family just as I tried avoiding the whole "Trig-gate" BS that unfolded months ago. However, once in awhile, this stuff is just too friggin' hilarious to ignore.
Speaking to People magazine, Bristol Palin had this incredible gem of insight;
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."
Seriously, really? Bristol started off being a teenage mom(much like the President's late-mother) who, like the majority of teenagers nowadays, had sex. Of course, unlike most teenagers, her mother was vocally espousing the virtues and "positive" results of abstinence(they were certainly results to it, alright!). Bristol said previously that abstinence was "unrealistic", which was absolutely correct. Then she and Levi broke up, and while I don't want to get into that mess, she decided that she's suddenly all about abstinence. Hey, if you find a niche for yourself..
But seriously? Really? I'm repeating this gem again.
"If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody."
Bristol Palin would serve herself well if she stopped exploiting this new niche of her's and focused on her child. She's not only making a further-mockery of her family, which is no small task these days, but she's helping to guarantee a difficult life for her kid. Seriously. The poor kid is going to be endlessly-teased when he grows up.
And as for the consequences of having sex, she's actually thinking of the consequences of having unprotected sex. There's an inconvenient-difference there, one she probably can't talk much about because that would run counter to her new niche as a spokeswoman for abstinence.
The Palin family is the Spears family of U.S. politics; the only substance is what they provide to tabloids and entertainers.
DWG takes my point further to turn Bristol Palin's comment into something coherent by simply inserting a single word;
"If girls realized the consequences of unprotected sex, nobody would be having unprotected sex," says Bristol, sitting at her parents' lakeside patio table. "Trust me. Nobody.
Amen, DWG.