All the goriness below the fold.
First off, who told people that Keith Olbermann lives at Daily Kos? Not only am I getting his hate mail, but I'm getting his fan mail now too. Weird. But this one was funny:
Olberman and his FU Statement
Countdown is a show that runs during the 8-9 pm time slot. Thanks to your A**hole host I had to beat around the bush and try explain to a 8 year old what is meant by FU.. so I say FU to him... your constant criticism of Rush made me listen to him... thanks I have been on the wrong sid eall along...
This weird conservative hangup over profanity amuses me to no end, but why is he saying "Fuck you" to his son? In any case, this isn't the Keith Olbermann Show website!
YOU ARE ALL HATEFUL PEOPLE!!!
Hey, guess what, I was BORN AND RAISED
Phew! Who could say what this guy would be like if he hadn't been born and/or raised. And yeah, that was the entire email.
Communist left wings
Trust me when I say this, only a few arrogant egotistical bookworms buy the dribble you produce. The problem we face today, sit squarely in the laps of the dems.. But, please keep on showing your bigot reporting and interpertation skills, its great entertainment.
I don't believe him. Anyone ranting about "communist left wings" isn't being entertained. Or having a good day.
Joe blow biden
You gus over at the left KOS are a bunch of crazy ass nuts all you can do is talk about how stupid Sarah Palin is when your man Joe Blow Biden is no more than a Bafoon the guy is a joke. And also your man Yobama aint nothing more than a dictator
he thinks he no whats good for everybody. When Newt & Sarah take over in 2012 we will have some real people in the White House not a bunch of phony no nothing left wing clowns.
Let's savor "Newt & Sarah in 2012" for a moment. Ahhh.
this is a fagsite
We are all gay. And that's bad! Unfortunately, this means my streak of homophobic-free hate mails has been snapped (had none the previous week, a welcome record).
There was some other miscellaneous crap, but this was about the best from last week, so yeah, pretty lame (and sparse). I'm telling you, they're losing their will to fight.
So I have to dig into my email archives for some old classics. I thought it'd be funny to see the reaction after Obama won in November, but I quickly shelved that idea. It's a relentless stream of the worst racist crap you'd find anywhere. I don't have the stomach for it today, and given I'm on vacation, no need to ruin it for me. I need stuff to mock, not stuff that makes me question my faith in humanity.
Then it hit me, what were the haters emailing me after McCain picked Sarah Palin back in September of 2008? I cast around that time period, and yes, the haul was pretty good.
Sarah
Wow! I did not realize how brilliant McCain's choice of Sarah Palin was until the negative diatribes from the looney-tunes websites such as this one emerged. Thanks to you for going absolutely ballistic and providing the rest of us with such marvelous entertainment, and validating the choice of the next VP of the United States.
Conservatives so often mistake "pissing off liberals" for "sound political strategy". Yup, pretty brilliant! (for us)
Charging Alaska
Desperation. That is all you have now.
Your guy, once again, is going to lose and this time by a lot.
Even better news is when Obama is trounced in the GE you will become irrelevant.
So much for that plan. Whatever it is they've done the last four months hasn't been of a Plan B, either.
Your Paper
You call yourself "journalists". Your paper is so poorly written that it is only suitable to be used to wipe your own asses. Fuck Obama and all of you Liberal Assholes. Get ready to lose once again in November. Grow a set of balls and admit you are always wrong and aren't even Americans. Pack your shit and leave our country you A-HOLES!!!!!
This guy wipes his ass with a computer monitor?
Keep it coming
Keep up the good work. P Diddy, Ayers, Marx, Hitler, etc. would be very proud of your work. Now, go fuck yourselves. Youe are lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. Have a nice day.
P Diddy?
Wow this is great!
Thank you so much for furthering the communist/socialist movement in America! The more we smear McCain/Palin- the more likely we will put our operative into power, and the quicker we will have a peaceful, socialist and gun free society.
PS go fuck yourselves.
Obama is a socialist who wants to take away our guns, and be PEACEFUL!!!!!
Communist agitators , islamofascists and their facilitators , antiamerican traitors will be indicted , convicted and interned . The prosecution of your crimes is unavoidable .
Ironic on so many different levels, huh?
website
If this truly is the "state of our nation," we are doomed. This is the nuttiest and nastiest website I've ever encountered. You are too full of hate to realize you appeal to no one of intellect and character. That's why, no matter how much you vomit forth, you will lose this election if there are enough genuine, values driven Americans left. I pray to God (remember Him?) there are.
Genuine values driven Americans are on backorder.
Can anybody spew here or do you have to be criminally insane? Start using the physical world for comment and criticism's. Physics, science, and the natural order of things were here long before this hate site and will be here long long after. Thanks for your vote of ignorance.
How long before? We talking 20 billion years, or 6,000?
Anger...
Wow. Your readers are about to explode. I guess I can see why. The Republicans have a viable candidate in Sarah Palin (I've been waiting for a person like her since Reagan) and your tiny little brains simply cannot figure it out. For Those about to Rock, We Salute You! And please tell your readers to riot when Obama loses in a landslide. We would love to have a reason to shoot them down in the streets...
Yeah, didn't tell my readers to riot. I had a better idea -- winning. It was much more productive for us than sitting around fantasizing about gunning down people and pretending that Sarah Palin was a viable anything.
Your bias opinions
It's one thing to be a Democrat or a Liberal, but you sir, are a bias "Jackass". You lose credability when you only print negative comments about one side only. For years I've been told about the Liberal bias of the media and never gave it much thought at it being true. However, I now see it's sadly true. To call yourself a journalist is like "Putting lipstick on a pig"!
"Thank" you sir for your "email" containing "scare quotes" around "random" words.
baby killers
Mccain is standing up for God on the abortion issue. He must be a fellow warrior of St. Michael. Liberals have and still do call soldiers baby killers but you kill more babies through abortion than in any war. Obama will lose because he takes the wrong side. Besides, his wife always walks ahead of him. Doesn't that tell you something?
No, it didn't really tell me anything. And whatever it told this guy, it was clearly wrong.
You are done ,commies !
It's over , communist idiots . The DNC will split after November and blacks will not vote again for a generation . Markos , it's time to move to Cuba , North Korea ,China , Vietnam , Venezuela or Canada . Patriotic US Jews (RJC) will make you understand the meaning of " chosen "....
I always wonder what color the sky is in fantasy conservative land, where the unicorns vomit rainbows!
Moulitsas son of dogs
You are a pig,and your web is filled with swine just like you.Remember this ,you reap what you sow,and your day is coming,Nov4th you PIG
The champagne tasted delicious on November 4th.
McCain's political stunt
It's called leadership
Fuck you, you Nazi.
McCain REALLY wanted to pick Joe Lieberman, but was too chickenshit to do so (the opposite of "leadership"). So he ended up picking Palin (sans vetting) because he believed the hype about the PUMAs and really thought Palin would be able to attract the support of dissatisfied Hillary supporters.
So the words, craven, stupid, opportunistic, stupid, impulsive, stupid, and absurd better come to mind.
barack obama
I have been a democrate in my 30-40's.I have since become a conservative, raising my children in ways of moral conduct. The moderate democrates I feel akin, but your web site has been so damaging and anarchist that many americans see you as the worst. You are not americans, you should just leave the u.s. and find shelter in fascist and communist countries that control your conduct. You are not patriots, you don't know how good you have it here.
I see that "democrate" misspelling so much in these kinds of emails, that I wonder if there's some dog whistle hidden winger meaning to it.
But this email follows a common theme in wingerland -- they are the true Americans, everyone who disagrees is not and should either leave the country or get shot.
Yet when the country rejects them, how do they react? They want to secede, break away, spit on the Stars and Stripes. They make a mockery of what it means to be American and live in a democracy, and prove that their "patriotism" is but a political weapon to wield against their political enemies. They don't love America, just their idealized fictional conservative utopia, the consequences be damned.
No surprise there. This isn't breaking news. It just amazes me how poorly-written one-paragraph hate mails are all one needs to completely understand them.
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A final bonus from this last week, not exactly hate mail, but something ... interesting:
I find [a Daily Kos diarist who shall remain nameless] many comments full of vulgar wording such as the frequent use of the four-letter word beginning with a F.
There are women reading these comments, and we are ladies, and we find his use of the word so often, offensive.
And with that bit of hilarity, I'm officially back on vacation (in Joe Lieberman's state, no less). See you guys in a week.