As many of you know, complete ass-hole David Vitter is up for re-election in 2010.
A team of netroots activists came up with the brilliant idea of drafting Baton Rouge native and adult film superstar, Stormy Daniels, to flush the Louisiana scum bag down the drain.
The very charismatic Daniels kicked-off her listening tour today, holding a press conference, and promising to whip Vitter's ass.
Note to the producers at MSNBC: I think she would be a perfect guest for one of your prime time shows. She’s already been on Nightline. She's a naturally entertaining speaker.
After all, Rachel Maddow interviewed Meagan McCain, and Stormy is a far more compelling story and personality.
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Like Sarah Palin, Vitter's campaigns have centered on expanding government's reach into people’s bedrooms.
Hell, the entire 2000 Bush campaign focused on milking Bill Clinton’s zipper.
But like all the holy rollers before him (Gingrich; Drug Rush; the Bookie of Virtue, Bill Bennett; Men’s Room Larry Craig; and BDSM Bob Livingston), Vitter was a fake and fraud.
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See, in 2003, Vitter was exposed engaging in a long term adulterous affair with a hooker, even fathering her child.
The irony is that Vitter dropped out of that governor's race last year because of an affair with a prostitute and has an illegitimate child with another woman. No big scoop -- this is all out in the open and well-known in the state, yet Vitter is still running on a "family values" platform and obviously getting away with it.
Daily Kos - Sun Oct 24, 2004
But if that didn’t take the cake, later it was revealed that Vitter frequented a Dominatrix in Louisiana, where the masochist would wear diapers and engage in scatological play. Holy Crap (no pun intended).
Now, I’m as OPENED MINDED as you can get. After all, a store that only carries vanilla ice cream would be a complete bore. I appreciate that people are attracted to sub/dom play.
But I swear, I don’t understand how someone gets off on wearing a diaper and playing with their Lincoln logs, if ya know what I mean.
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The Candidate
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Stormy Daniels is a proud, accomplished adult film actress and director.
At age 30, Stormy would be the youngest and freshest member of the Senate.
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The draft movement appealed to her patriotism and her sense of fair play. As Daniels observed, "why isn’t Vitter in jail for all his illegal transactions".
Stormy has challenged the diaper clad coward to a debate, saying "he doesn’t have the balls to confront me, because he knows I would win".
So far, the gimp has refused to come out of his dungeon.
Charisma is a critical campaign element -- it's not something you can learn, but Daniels personality is errr well endowed, (which you can see in the following netroots interview).
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Stormy has even produced killer slogans:
► Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly
► Stormy Daniels: Whipping the Economy into Shape
► Stormy Daniels: The Best Stimulus Package
► Stormy Daniels: At Least I don’t wear a Diaper
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This race has the classic narrative of the hare and the tortoise.
Wow. See, she ain't afraid to ride a stud.
As she says, "my entire life, no one has taken me seriously, but it way to late for them."
Well, darling, that’s what they said about Al Franken, Governor Dean, and a former Illinois state Senator with a novel name.
And for anyone who wants to wag a finger her profession, bite me, it's not like she's a Wall Street gangster or a toxic polluter or David Sirota (I kid, I kid).
It may sound far fetched, but this is the state elected Edwin Edwards, Huey Long, and David Vitter.
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So how can you help Stormy beat Vitter's ass?
- Well you can follow the campaign ► Here.
- Contact Olbermann, Maddow, Ed Schultz, Matthews, and bring Stormy to their attention.
- If you're in New Orleans, you can attend tomorrow's listening event.
WHO: Stormy Daniels and fellow Louisianans
WHEN: Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 at 12 p.m.
WHERE: Serio’s Po’ Boys & Deli, 133 St. Charles Ave., New Orleans
She's also dancing at The Gold Club in Baton Rouge, the entire week.
Don't be shy, she's a Pisces. The 5' 4" starlet is very approachable, and possess a disarming, self deprecating sense of humor. She’s the perfect example of someone with sky high confidence, with no egotistical baggage. She’s just one of the guys.
- You can also sign the draft petition Here and become one of Stormy's Angels.
For Updates:
► Her Twitter feed.
► The Draft Stormy Youtube channel.
► Coverage of today's press conference.
These gladiator skirts with the chain links are the bomb. Oh, to be her locksmith.
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► In the interest of equality, here's some Guy candy for those who admire the male form.
► 21 Pix in all.
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► Well, I hope you enjoyed the show. We aim to please.
You may now begin to pelt me with rotten tomatoes or even a pie!
DUCK!
Hugs and Kisses,
Al