I think my property has just been invaded by one of Obama's brown shirt fascist ACORN infiltrators pretending to be a Census worker
He sure looked and sounded like one of the good ole boys who hang out at the country store two miles down the road: cowboy hat, big pickup truck, and the standard drawl for this part of Virginia, but I'm sure it was just a clever disguise.
Would have chased him off my land, waving my rifle, but another one of Obama's ACORN minions stopped by last week and took all my guns away.