Newt Gingrich addressing GOP on June 8, 2009:
"Let me be clear. I am not a citizen of the world!"
I KNEW IT!! NEWT IS AN ALIEN! He's a REPTILIAN HUMANIOD, and isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
According to David Ickes, shape-shifting reptilian humaniods from the star system Apha Draconis have invaded earth to destroy humanity. They maintain their control through fear and negative emotion, which is also food for these entities, and manufacture conflicts and wars. Sounds a lot like the GOP, does it? They've started two wars, perpetuated fear of muslims and homosexuals, and convinced the humans that follow them to stock up on guns and ammo.
Newt clearly is a real Newt(a type of salamander), but he's been in disguise as a human for many years, to trick humankind into implimenting their plan. While the GOP has made all sorts of silly assertions about democrats being socialists, Obama being a secret muslim terrorist, it's now clear what their true plan is.
It also helps explain they the GOP is consistantly against anything that might slow the destruction of our planet. It's clearly part of the reptilians plan.
Stop the lizard people from destroying humanity. Don't fall victim to their trap. The fate of humanity depends on it.
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Hey if the other side can make preposterous claims, isn't it appropriate that we do the same?