Mike Brown is investigating what went wrong with FEMA's response to Katrina.
In a related story, Frist is looking into his finances.
Lynndie England is being hired as a consultant to Sort out the tomfoolery at that wacky Abu Graihb.
Saddam is being hired as a consultant to look into the gassing of the Kurds.
OJ is being hired by the LAPD to find the real killers.
Bush himself in retirement has lined up a gig as a consultant for the Alabama Air National Guard to sort out their record keeping.