Hi. I'm a blogger. What I write is seen by literally dozens of people. Because all of my myriad followers use pseudonyms, I can not assess their ability to influence debate in Washington (let alone at the dinner table), but they might be darn important people. Are you at all concerned that your opinions are not being heard by this critically important group?
Then learn how to pay me to obtain access to this potentially highly influential slice of the blogosphere.
I will hold a series of Twitter salons, beginning in a few weeks. We will start by discussing health care, followed by 143 character four dimensional chess. Who knows where we'll go from these two fascinating topics?
Sponsorship for each session will begin at $500 per tweet. For each tweet, you get a mention of your organization and a chance to change the minds of hard-core progressives who both vote and care -- an unusual combination of attributes, as you well know.
Want better access? For $10,000, you can take over my Twitter account for an entire day, tweeting all my followers with whatever message you deem important. Want to change the minds of progressives on Sonia Sotomayor? Torture? Little Green Footballs? This is your golden opportunity, and it's first come, first served.
And don't worry about my scruples, really. The only thing my parents will require is that you wear pajamas while you're tweeting. I'll send over a DailyKos lava lamp (it's not free -- make sure you send it back!) to get you in the right frame of mind to ride herd over the opinions of all of my many progressive friends.
I take Paypal, as well as the usual credit cards, wire transfers, and State of California IOUs.