DUBYA'S GETTIN NUTTIN FOR CHRISTMAS
Well I broke my bat on Saddam's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
Made war, not levees, count the dead;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some blood with great ease;
I tortured all those detainees;
Stole the oil from the Iraqis;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the voters are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
I listened in on Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
Now he won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
In '06 I'll be going straight;
Election year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the voters are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but BAD!
Thanks to all Kossaks for being the somebodys that did all that snitching!
Have a Merry Fitzmas!
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