I’m Sarah Palin.
Once, I was your HERO. Once.
Now, well… shit. Also.
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Oh.
The curtain is closed.
Well, sure… you ‘betcha!
Today’s my last day of work.
Goddamn you, McCain!
Governing is hard.
Should know – I did it, kinda.
Now I’m packin’ up.
Quitters never win.
I didn’t quit. I, um, well…
Look for me on FOX!
Ya know, Todd told me.
Said I was too good for ya.
Screw him. TAKE ME BACK!
Found some inner peace.
Been listenin’ to Yanni.
Still get my Twitters?
So quiet tonight…
I miss the Governor job.
Who the fuck am I???
Still here. Thinkin’ lots.
Runnin’ for Veep was real fun.
Can I keep the clothes?
My mood swings are tough.
Todd says we should secede NOW.
Oh, but I dunno…