...with an intro from a U.S. Senator, possibly named "Max"
(To the tune of The Major General's song" from "The Pirates of Penzance")
I am a US senator so mercenary and cynical
Constituents to me are quite a bore and I'm inimical
to any source of argument which comes without the sweetening pill
of campaign contributions from the corporate lobbies on the hill.
of campaign contributions from the corporate lobbies on the hill
of campaign contributions from the corporate lobbies on the hill
of campaign contributions from the corporate lobbies on the hi-hi-hill
The protests of the Hoi Polloi don't have the slightest chance to dent
the lucrative agenda of the whores who're sharing my small tent
The future of the nation is to me a thing subservient
to filling up the coffers at my next exclusive PAC event.
For old and sick and poor alike I offer just a bitter bill
You pay or die to me that's just the cost of living on the hill
in short in matters medical and also pharmaceutical
I am a US Senator so mercenary and cynical.
In short in matters medical and also pharmaceutical
He is a US Senator so mercenary and cynical.
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I am the very model of a modern Blue Dog Democrat
the health car of the nation sir? I do not care a whit for that
Betrayal of my party is an act that leaves my pulse quite flat
I'll sell us down the river to the lobbyists who fill my hat.
I am a Blue Dog Democrat, my perfidy is quite unmatched
I swore an oath but that's a thing from which I've become quite detached
My masters write the bills and then submit them with my name attached
I mind not that to bleed us dry's the nature of the scheme they've hatched.
He minds not that to bleed us dry's the nature of the scheme they've hatched.
He minds not that to bleed us dry's the nature of the scheme they've hatched.
He minds not that to bleed us dry's the nature of the scheme they've ha-ha-hatched.
I am the very model of a modern Blue Dog Democrat
It's thanks to me our wealth is spent to make the corporate leeches fat
I used to harbor principles but now I have forsaken that
I am the very model of a modern blue dog democrat.
He used to harbor principles but now he has forsaken that
He is the very model of a modern blue dog democrat)
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