...or, we've always known what you are, we're just negotiating the price...
In an update to an earlier ASZ story, tonight's the night for Dubya - his date with a real life porn star at a gala GOP fundraising event! No word yet if Jimmy Jeff will be attending this soire, one that is sure to rank high on the family values meter, or whether Donald Wildmon's crew will be seeking autographs.
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Porn queen gets date with Dubya
WASHINGTON - X-rated wanna-be politician Mary Carey vows she'll be on her best behavior tonight when she attends a GOP fund-raiser that President Bush is headlining.
"I'm going to show Washington that a porn star is more than someone who just flashes her boobs," the bubbly buxom blond told the Daily News.
...an RNCC spokesman has said the committee would take Carey's $2,500 price of admission and spend it to elect more Republicans. Carey's manager, porn-flick mogul Mark Kulkis, got the green light yesterday without a hassle...
...Carey, meanwhile, plans a fashion show for the press today to show off her gown for the gala, the latter expected to raise $23million for GOP House and Senate candidates.
"I've got to get up early to get my nails done," she said.
Listen, I've been trying to write a snarky close for five minutes, and finally decided that there is no way I can out-snark Ms. Carey. It's just too damn bad there's no category for "Hipocrisy" on ASZ. Maybe I should set that up...
Carry on.
(Cross posted at All Spin Zone)