Now if someone's gut reaction to spotting a diary entitled "Thank you, Mr. President for Giving Us Change We Can Believe In!" were to immediately troll rate it into oblivion (regardless of whether the author actually is a "troll"), I think the noteworthy part of such an action would be that it probably says more about the person giving the donut rating's feelings (conscious or otherwise) towards the President, for ex., that he has not delivered satisfactorily on a few important promises made and thus can't see why anyone would ever give a diary such a title unless...
Therefore, with the above in mind, I ask dear readers to examine what follows and try to see how far YOU get before having second thoughts about recommending this diary.
Finally: don't click on any of the links until after you've read the diary to the end. That would spoil the fun.
I understand it is a strange request, but since I do not wish racism or sexism to play a role in any of this, for the purpose of argument, I ask you to briefly assume that the President is a white male physician.
Thank you, Mr. President!
Being a physician yourself, you were inspired by the principle that access to health services is a human right.
Thank you, Mr. President!
There has been much talk about equal rights for gays. With your leadership and taking a stance against the will of the Catholic Church, you have underlined the imporance of secularism and same-sex adoption is now legal across entire country.
Thank you, Mr. President!
On investigating human rights violations, you have ordered the military to cooperate (under Domestic Policy and Human Rights).
Thank you, Mr. President!
You have been chosen to receive the World Health Organization Director General's award in recognition of tabacco control.
With all that said, I think you still have much room to improve, Mr. President.