It was cute so I thought i would share it with you. Here behind the Orange curtain, this is close to reality! But the ad was, of course, a joke.
Seeking individual that has at least 10 years of continious verifiable experience in anything and everything we may require of you. Must have clean background! Spotless driving record!(are you serious?) Have late model car and insurance, be able to work(specially)weekends and holidays any shift and it may be changed at our leisure! Good credit record is required.(insane!)Must be able to curl 500 #'s!!! Be in excellent health not too young or too old, too fat or skinny, too tall or short, not to smoke or drink, or do drugs(this one I understand)Be able to speak multiple languages, including Arabic and sign language!!! Must be willing to sacrifice the best years of your lives for us, never complain or ask for raises or take time off for any reason!!! WE OFFER NO MEDICAL INSURANCE, NO BENEFITS, NO RAISES, NO FUTURE ADVANCEMENT, NO RECOGNITION, NO APPRECIATION, NO GRATITUDE, NO CONSIDERATION, BUT WE DO PAY YOU A VERY GENEROUS $8.50 AN HOUR!!!WHICH BY THE WAY COMES EVERY TWO WEEKS (meaning you will not see a check until the third week, sooner if you get fired before) BRING 20 REFERENCES, ANY ADVANCED EDUCATION DEGREES AND DIPLOMAS, TWO TYPES OF I.D., A PINT OF YOUR BLOOD, AND YOUR FIRST BORN AS SIGN OF GRATUITY IF WE GIVE YOU THIS AMAZING JOB. call for appointment 1 800 ARE YOUNUTS "I made this ad in response to all these REAL ads here which are not that far off."
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