Let's have a little fun this morning.
A friend of mine just forwarded to me an email from the Our Country Deserves Better Committee that announces a "big announcement" coming on Monday.
Oooh. Oooh. What could it be?
They gave us a hint, it's below the fold.
We all know that the baggers rallied for the Many Moran March last Saturday in Washington DC. They took a swing through my town on their cross-country tour of hate, threats, racism and utter headspinning nonsense.
Well, if you liked that, they've apparently got more.
Heads up fellow patriots!
This Monday, September 21st, we will be making a major announcement. And here's your clue about the big plans in the works. If you liked the 9/12 March on D.C., you're going to love what's coming up next!
Wow. I can't wait. Can you?
This little teaser was sent this morning by a policial action committee headed by "The Honorable" Howard Kaloogian (Republican-California, 1994-2000). I'm not completely sure why he has "The Honorable" in front of his name.
The email goes on to call us trapped animals who hurl vile criticisms at them, including I guess, President Jimmy Carter.
Supporters of Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have been hurling the most vile criticisms of the tea party movement, our Tea Party Express and the 9/12 March on Washington. No less than former President Jimmy Carter called us racist.
It's important for us to realize that the very reason that they are attacking us is because we are making a difference - we have those who are advancing a Big Goverment, socialistic push for America's future on the defensive. And liked a trapped animal they are lashing out in desperation -- attempting to smear us in an effort to silence us.
But we won't be silenced! We've only just begun our push to take our country back from the radical Left. And we're going to need your support now more than ever!
Then, of course, there's the email's money pitch and link...
We ask for your by making a contribution to our cause and our upcoming big project.
Yea, I copied that exactly from the email.
We ask for your ______ by making a contribution to our cause and our upcoming big project.
Now, how can I tell what they want from me? My suppport? My tea? My vote? My car? My dog? My garden hose with a big hole in it?
And there's that teaser again...big project. Wow. This must be something very special.
I wanted to know more. Should I pack up my garden hose? What is coming on Monday? I had to know.
So I checked out the group's Facebook page and found only some weird stuff I didn't understand. Under the group's links, there was something about red porn. Then I got scared and ran away.
Does America really deserve better porn? What is this group trying to tell me?
RedTube - Home of Porn
(There's more here but I don't want to list it - I don't want to get DKOS in trouble...)
Posted by Stephen
Okay, is RedTube some kind of signal that the country's television is going communist? Do they mean the intertubes? Is porn communist? I am so confused.
Help. I want to know what is coming on Monday. Please help me figure it out. I feel like a five-year-old on Christmas Eve. I can't stand the suspense.
Any ideas on what the "big announcement" of the "big project" is going to be? Should I send the hose? And does America really deserve better porn?