Reliable sources are saying that Republican Senator David Vitter is very much in favor of a Pubic Option and will be introducing an amendment of his own!!
THIS IS HUGE!!!
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Under Vitter's plan, Americans who can't get laid will have the option to find a prostitute who can service their particular kinks. Qualifying individuals and small businesses will be able to find a prostitute on a "Pubic Exchange."
NO ONE WILL BE FORCED to seek out the services of a prostitute, that's why it's called the Pubic Option. Vitter insists that the Pubic Option will not harm the business of prostitutes in the private sector. In fact, Vitter argues that the Pubic Option will stimulate Americans' private sectors.
Senator John Ensign is also rumored to be working on the Vitter Amendment. Ensign's contributions to the legislation include language to broaden the Public Option beyond professional prostitutes to include anyone willing to have sex. Ensign will also contribute new legal definitions of 'Adultery' to make it clear that married individuals who avail themselves of the Pubic Option are not committing adultery in the eyes of the law.
Former Senator Larry Craig is said to support this legislation, but is hesitant to come out and support it publicly. An aide to Sen. Vitter who wished to remain anonymous says "Senators Vitter and Ensign have been lobbying Sen. Craig to come forward with his support, but he just keeps stalling .
The aide continued, "Senator Vitter is aware of the charges of "Socialism" likely to be levied from the right-wing, but it's important to understand that the Pubic Option will actually provide federal support for Teabagging."
In a rambling and often incoherent press conference, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford said "My private sector had a pubic exchange with a woman from Argentina, and it's so, so important to realize that I hurt Jenny, I hut my boys, I hurt the Tom Davises of the world by having sex with someone who is not an American citizen. Senator Vitter's Pubic Option would have given me the opportunity to find an American partner for my trysts. For example, I could have gotten some Appalachian tail. And that's what this is about; providing hope for millions of Americans."
With these luminaries of the Republican party leading the way, there's no stopping the Pubic Option!