[Headline redacted - MB]
After months of threats on the United States government, and government institutions, the Anti-Government forces known as the teabaggers have struck with their first 911 inspired terrorist attack.
AUSTIN, Texas - A low-flying small plane crashed into an office building that houses the Internal Revenue Service in Texas on Thursday, and officials said they were investigating whether it was an intentional act by the pilot.
I don't believe that I am alone in demanding the President use all means necessary to stop these radical terrorists.
UPDATE:
After seeing my diary immortalized on the Political Action Committee known as Fox News, I have taken some time to review my diary, and after soul searching, prayer and consultation with a higher power I would like to apologize...
...for not going far enough! Not only was this guy the grand wizard of the teabag movement, I believe future teabaggers will use the terrorist's name as a rallying call for some sort of mutiny of perverts! And as far as the news model that read the story, I am prettier then her.
Thank you, thank you.