OMG I must get a hold of Sean Hannity -- I went outside at noon today and it was 72 degrees! In New York! IN TEH WINTER! OMG! Global warming has returned!
Sean taught me that a snowstorm in February was a clear sign global warming was a hoax. And Sean has a degree in meteorologism or something, so he must know.
And yet, it is 72 degrees in the winter, so the opposite of what Sean reported must be true, right?
And what is more alarming is the rate of warming! I know that I want to be all scientificalistic, so I collected data. It was 55 degrees at 8am, but 72 degrees by noon. At that rate, it will be 126 degrees by 6pm! WE ARE DOOMED!
UPDATE: I can't figure out why Sean isn't reporting this! Isn't he the expert on climate change? He was so quick to report that it was over, why wouldn't he want to report that it returned??
UPDATE 2: It is now 2pm, but now it is officially Spring, and since it is not strange for it to be 72 degrees in the Spring, I am no longer alarmed (I can't figure out why it isn't 90 degrees already.. maybe my math was wrong). But I am SHOCKED that Sean isn't breaking in with a live report! I wish Sean would go back to reporting on the climate so I would know what to think about all of this.