Ever since I heard the Limbaugh version of "Waterloo" on YouTube, the prosepect of penning this little ditty has been going through my mind. Now that HCR has passed and is about to be signed into law, the time has come to test my song-writing skills. Its set to the tune of the 60s Beatle hit "I'm a loser". The description seems apt.
I'M A LOSER
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
An embarrassment to the GOP
Of all the people to whom I have lost
There is one man I should never have crossed
Obama’s one in ten billion, my friend
I should have known he would win in the end
I'm a loser
‘Cause Obama keeps wuppin’ up on me
I'm a loser
An embarrassment to the GOP
I told the world that I hoped he would fail
Instead he just keeps on kickin’ my tail
My playing "Waterloo" was really a gaff
Health care has passed and he has the last laugh
I'm a loser
‘Cause Obama keeps wuppin’ up on me
I'm a loser
An embarrassment to the GOP
My daily rant is no longer much fun
I just can’t cope with the fact he has won
The oxycotin has messed up my mind
It is no wonder today that I find
I'm a loser
‘Cause Obama keeps wuppin’ up on me
I'm a loser
An embarrassment to the GOP
I would like nothing more than for someone with greater skills as a vocalist than myself to record this and post it on YouTube. No attribution necessary.