The Tea Party Network's Breaking News Story about Dick Cheney, the former Vice President of the United State, under President George W. Bush, who underwent yet another surgical procedure on his heart, but unlike his past surgeries this one was experimental and left him with all the powers of the Marvel Comics Super Hero and film star, Iron Man, also known as Billionaire Genius Tony Stark.
Tea party Network sources reveal that Vice President Cheney may be considering a run for President in 2012, challenging the darling of the Tea Party and Conservative Movement, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, now a Fox News Contributor and best selling author of her autobiography, Going Rogue.
And yes, this is all tongue-in-cheek, but I really do expect to hear FOX NEWS claim that oil is a natural substance which has as much right to be in the water as plankton.