Two facts to know up front:
- For 23 years I've spent a week every summer at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, reveling in productions of plays by Guess-Who and others.
- For the last couple of years I've carried on an email correspondence with my sister's two kittehz, Dooley and Buster. In lolcat.
If either fact causes you to yawn or roll your eyes, please exit this diary now and go read something you'd enjoy.
If you sense lolz ahead and want to play, please come over the jump!
o hai, dkos pootiez!!!! iz bin rietn 2 mai frends doolz n bustr abowt sum playz bai mr willm shaekspurr taht i seed lass monf. tehy lieks teh storehz ob teehs playzes, n i thot u miet liekz tehm awlso. i tellz u 2 uv teh storehz nao, k?
storehz wd be lotz bettr wif pichrs, sry. i has a dumm abowt puttn pichrz on dkos. pls u putz sum pichrz in teh kommentz for moer lolz.
k heerz 2 storehz uv playzes bai mr willm shaekspurr.
12f niet
twin bruvvr n sistr hoo luks ist aliek goez onna boet, silleh hoomins, n tehrs bad wevvr n teh boet goez BLARG! n tehy falls inna wattr n gets all wet, oh noez, DO NOT WANT!!! plus tehy getz sepraytd, n eech 1 finks teh uvvr 1 is still inna wattr. tehy akshully bofe gets owtta teh wattr neer teh saem plaess. furss teh sisstr lanns n putz on sum boy cloez for lolz (tahts hao we noez is a play bai mr willm shaekspurr) n getz a job n fallz in luv wif her boss. boss maeks teh sisstr taek missijez 2 a laydee teh boss is in luv wif, but teh laydee falls in luv wif teh sisstr in her boy cloez. tehn teh bruvvr comz 2 taon in his boy cloez, n wakkinss nsooz. plus is a drunk silleh man, n a meen silleh man, n a silleh silleh man, n a fool hoo getsa sing lotsa songz, n tehy all adds 2 teh wakkinss. teh meen silleh man getz pwnd, almoess evvrbdy elss getz marrehd. teh end!
hamlut printz ob denmrk
so teh kingdm uv denmrk can has a noo king, cuz teh old king has a ded. noo king is teh bruvvr uv teh old king, n hez marrehd teh kween hoo wuz his bruvvrz wief wich is leegul n evrfing but still kinda oogee 4 hoominz. n hamlut hooz teh old kingz sun is all sad n emo n stuff, cuz his dad has a ded n his moms all happeh wif a noo huzbnd alrdy. tehn sum peeplz startz seein a gohstie wut luks ist liek teh old king, n tehy tellz hamlut. hamlut meetz teh gohstie n saiz o hai dad, y uz wokkn arownd wehn u has a ded? gohstie sayz it wuz his bruvvr at maed him go BLARG! bruvvr puttd poysn in teh old kings eerzes, so he wud has a ded n teh bruvvr cd be king n marreh the kween n stuff. n hamlut is all liek, OMGWTF taht is soooooo not kool!!!!!!! i gotsa srsly pwn mah unkll 4 taht!!!!!!!!!!!! tehn he finks wayt, wut if teh gohstiez ist havn lolz wif me? i gotsa b shur b4 i duz anyfing nasteh. so tehn hamlut startz aktn liek a kitteh hooz had 2 much ob teh nip, cuz i gess he finks itll confooz n distrak peeplz. his frends n his gurlfrend n teh gurlfrends fambleh n his mom n his unkll all fink hez loozn it, n he kinda finks so 2. tehn sum aktrs comz n putz on a play abowt a king hoo goez BLARG ob sum1 givs him poysn, n teh noo king hamluts unkll freekz owt, n hamlut sais omg PWND!!!!!!!!!!! nao i noez the gohst wuz riet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n aftr taht omg is 1 purrsn aftr anuvvr goez BLARG!, n at teh end eevn poorz hamlut has a ded, n teh king ob anuvvr plaess hasta com 2 denmrk n settl evrrbdy daon. is a xslnt storeh teh way mr wm shaekspurr tellz it, but is srsly sad n emo n stuff. teh end!
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tahts teh storehz uv 2 playzes by mr willm shaekspurr. he rietd a bunch moer playsez, mebbe i tellz u moer ob teh storehz anuvvr day. nao u cd mark teh scratchee poel 4 teh 1 u liekz bess, n mebbe put sum pichrz inna komments plaess. if u has nny pichrs, lol.
kthxbai!