WASHINGTON—Citing a mutually shared vision of health care in America, congressional Republicans and the deadly bone-marrow cancer leukemia announced a joint effort Wednesday to repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the historic new bill that extends health benefits to 32 million Americans nationwide.
"Republicans have no greater ally in this fight than leukemia," said Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), who was flanked by Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH), and the abnormal increase in white blood cells. "Denying insurance to Americans with preexisting conditions and ensuring that low-income Americans stand no chance of receiving quality health care are just a few of the core beliefs that the GOP and leukemia share."
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"And believe me, if anyone is angrier than the Republican Party that children can no longer be denied coverage for having preexisting conditions, it's leukemia." DeMint continued. "We're a match made in heaven."
In the coming weeks, Republicans and leukemia will travel the country in an effort to diminish support for the increasingly popular bill, which GOP sources said goes against everything that Republicans and the massive accumulation of toxic cells stand for.
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The reality is, Conservatives prefer sick babies to health insurance companies losing a profit.
"Don't get sick, and if you do, die quickly"
Conservatives SUCK at citizenship. Even the dumbest cavemen knew that an "everyone fend for themselves" society was a total loser.
Sick babies who can't afford $100,000 life saving treatments? FUCK THEM ALL! Once you are forced to give birth that baby is YOUR PROBLEM.
Conservatives prefer bankrupt families to Wall St reform.
Conservatives prefer to do NOTHING for working class people who are struggling except stoke their anger, and they will bend over backwards to make sure that rich people never shed a single crocodile tear.
I don't use the wordevil lightly, but if fighting to keep sick children from gaining access to affordable health care isn't evil nothing is.
Fear. Hatred. Greed. Tax Cuts. That is all Conservatives have.
But at least Conservatives have Leukemia's best interests in mind, whereas your sick kid is a socialist who should get a job and stop being so lazy. What does your sick kid think this is, some sort of functioning society?
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