A friend wrote a catchy song you'll find yourself singing as you rally enthusiasm for voting!
When I'm looking for a surgeon
I want somebody who
has never operated before in his life--
his approach will be fresh and new!
And using that same logic,
it makes a lot of sense
to cast your vote for ...
Run government like a business
that's the song she'll sing.
But government is not like a business
--it's its own thing!!
All campaign long, she was saying government needs to be run more like a business. Fresh-faced wealthy business outsider sweeps into office, eliminates "wasteful spending" and uses "common sense" to get the economy "back on track"!! But that didn't work out as advertised the last time California tried it, and the only thing upgraded is the $$packaging$$.
Her latest ad jettisons the "government as business" line--and if that's not enough to get you to BUY NOW, well wait, there's more!! She's nothing if not adaptable. Next, she'll claim to be a Democrat.
Nice try, Meg, but Jerry has that base covered.
Full lyrics:
When I'm looking for a surgeon
I want somebody who
has never operated before in his life--
his approach will be fresh and new!
And using that same logic,
it makes a lot of sense
to cast your vote for
Meg Whitman--The Candidate Unburdened by Experience!
Schwarzenegger was a political novice
--and he was such a great success--
that we should support a candidate
whose background is even less!
So following this logic,
why sit on the fence?
Cast your vote for
Meg Whitman--The Candidate Unburdened by Experience!
I'm sure she'll be a great Governor
'cause it's been duly noted
not only has she not held political office,
she's hardly ever voted!
So following this logic,
it would be really clever
to cast a vote for
Meg Whitman, who's had no political involvement whatsoever!
Everyone's gotta start somewhere
to politically participate.
So why not start by becoming
Governor of The Largest State?
I'm sure it's not a problem,
her learning at our expense,
so cast your vote for
Meg Whitman--The Candidate Unburdened by Experience!
I know she'll be victorious
and here's the reason why
she will win all the votes
that her millions and millions can buy.
We've all seen the ads she's bought
with her fortune that's so immense.
So cast your vote for Meg Whitman
Even though She Has No Experience.
Run government like a business
that's the song she'll sing.
But government is not like a business
--it's its own thing!!
So we've begun to wonder
if it makes a lot of sense
to cast your vote for
Meg Whitman--The Candidate Lacking in Experience!
The Candidate With No Exper-i-ence ... ... ... ... ... ... !
The original (without lyric scroll by Mojogator18) is here. HT to kossack tempus binder for adding the lyrics on the video above.
[updated w/ higher quality video]