Due to the recent acts of violence by teabagging Republicans, changes to polling times statewide have been announced by the Supervisors of Elections. The following are the new polling times:
New Polling Times - Statewide
Democrats and Independents (with a brain) Tues. Nov. 2nd, 7 am - 7 pm
Republicans and Knuckledraggers Wed. Nov. 3rd, 7 am - 7 pm
Conservative Christians welcomed the change since so many polling places are at churches. Their members will be able to vote and go to Wednesday evening services all at one time.