Hello an welcome to today’s pootie diary.
Trissa asked me to sing yus a song, but dat not work out so good for me last time.
Dat is why yu wuz all asked to check yor shoes at teh door when yu arrived.
Ushers, wud you also confiscates any uncooked eggs, tomatoes, wadder balloons...
...an ballistic fruits?
Gud. Tank yus.
Otay.
Now we can proceeds widout any unpleasant surprizes.
Throw me mah Stratocatter!
It time to ROCK AN ROLL!