The fuck is wrong with you?! That's right; you don't even deserve complete sentences. Wisconsin has Badger Care - providing health care to those who can't afford it. It's what we should be doing nationwide. And now we have a Governor who plans to get rid of it. I'm on that shit, dickheads! You are directly threatening my family. Feel good about yourselves?
An don't even get me started on Russ Feingold, you myopic, bucktoothed, illiterate, peckerwood, demented homonculi...
Thanks to the primary in 1992, I got to vote for Russ Feingold five times. Notice I said I voted for Russ Feingold, and not that I voted against his opponent. I've spent the majority of my voting life choosing the lesser of two evils and running to the nearest toilet, and voting for Feingold has been the soothing balm to the gastric typhoon set off by being forced to choose between a douchebag and a turd sandwich over and over.
I can't imagine what people in other states feel when the best they have is some blue dog jackhole or the Democratic equivalent of a flobberworm. I've been celebrating for 18 years having a rock-ribbed, stubborn, idealistic ass for a Senator, mucking up the parade of stupid in Washington, DC at every turn. Russ Feingold was the only Senator to vote against The Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001, also known as The Idiotic Acronym Act For Easily Frightened Morons - and no, that doesn't spell anything. Neither should the highest laws of our land. Grow up.
And now, I join those people in other states who are represented by nobody they'd let near their children, because Russ Feingold, the closest thing this lumbering, atavistic panic-beast we call a country had to a Jefferson Smith, has lost his seat. You fucking morons. Hey, speaking of not letting candidates near children, apparently, your boy thinks it's just fine to get away with molesting children. Good work, Wisconsin.
Hey, while I'm kicking shit at the shitkickers, why not circle back for Scott Walker, who's new slogan (I'm not making this up) is: Wisconsin Is Open For Business.
You got that, dipshits? Walker is literally telling you who his constituency is. Wisconsin is open for business, not you cretin citizens. Enjoy your bold, new, freaktasmagoric corporate cocksuckers, because they're going to rain shit on Wisconsin like they're George W Bush and we have oil.
But you know what? Forget all that. That's not my intent for this diary. This is: If, in the ensuing years, you find yourself standing on a corner next to a fortyish-looking white guy with ginger hair who is grimacing in pain and muttering to himself while leaning on a cane and shaking, and then he suddenly turns around and punches you in the head - that was me after losing my health insurance and the medications necessary for maintaining my life, my job, and my sanity. For those of you who voted for Barrett/Feingold or against Walker/Johnson, I am truly sorry. It's nothing personal. You are my brothers and my sisters, and I love you. For the rest of you, I hope it's at least a fraction of the pain this election will cause me. Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Living Proof That Universal Healthcare Works And Is Cost-Effective