As founder and president of the Greater Boston Club for Wanking, I've fielded more than a few complaints about current and former members of our organization posting diaries here at Daily Kos that discredit the good name of wanking by associating it with the far less honorable pastime of attention-whoring. I'd like to first of all state for the record that a majority of the GBCW membership believe that wanking should always be done in private, or at the very least in the company of consenting partners who enjoy watching others wank. Wanking in public is strictly prohibited by the bylaws of our organization, and members of GBCW who violate this policy are subject to disciplinary actions including, but not necessarily limited to, suspension, dismissal, and/or being forced to watch every episode of Jersey Shore.
Having said that, there is a small but vocal minority within our membership who support public wanking -- some simply believe that wankers should have the freedom to wank whereever and whenever they want, while others are attention whores who also happen to enjoy wanking. The debate between these two factions has threatened to tear our once-proud organization apart, and I'm saddened to see the conflict spill out on the pages of this web site.
On behalf of GBCW, I apologize for the substandard wanking that has been published in this forum under the GBCW letters. While our organization officially opposes public wankery, we also believe that wanking, whenever and whereever it is done, should be done well. Needless to say, the GBCW diaries posted here at Daily Kos have by any measure failed to live up to the time-honored standards long associated with our organization, and they reflect poorly on the values imbued in the GBCW by our founder, Time Magazine columnist and charter member of the Professional Wankers' Hall of Fame Joe Klein. I ask the readers of Daily Kos not to judge GBCW or its members by the actions of a few, and not to develop a negative opinion of wanking based on what they've seen posted under the GBCW letters here on this web site. Remember, without wanking, journalism and political discourse wouldn't be what they are today.
Thank you for your patience and understanding, and as always, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the Jergens!