Just saying.
I have to do this.
Not to worry, this is private. Just between us. Promise.
Well, I spent $100 or so on a kind of synthetic computer chair. It's great, so far. Thank you, Dad,
Also, I bought a new pair of sheepskin boots from Australia. Need those, Thanks!
Also, bought 300 feet of low-end drip hose for my yard. Got that for about $100, it was a good deal; that stuff rots fast here in the sun.
Cool! That will help a lot.
Also, bought a four-way brass fitting to split hoses. Got a good deal on that.
Let's See. Bought some heartworm pills for my dog. Yay!
Oh, my teeth, Well, you already knew that I needed about twenty K to fix my mouth.
Oh, you didn't?
Oh, and how about my teeth?
Dad, you died a long time back and you gave everything to your fourth wife and left a fake will in which you said you would like that that we, your children, would inherit your part of that trust fund that your family wrote to you.
But you did not Dad. You did not, Stepdad.
Instead you gave away everything you owned to your fourth wife. And you left a fake will, leaving some money to us, your children.
You ruined us, Mel. You suck. I hope that there is some way to get you out in heaven, because you fucking broke your children.