I have noticed since the signing of the Patriot Act into law that my electronic mail to the USA (I live outside US borders) usually gets delayed on it's way to my family or whomever I send e-mail to in USA.
It took me a while to realize it but I finally came to the conclusion that my e-mails were being interrupted by US federal agents of some kind searching through and trying to decode my e-mails.
The e-mails with pictures have been especially late, sometimes a couple of day's late. At first I thought the US federal agents had lost their balance. Why would they go through my e-mails.
Then I realized it's because, after the Patriot Act was signed into law we formed the Peoples Professional Left and started sending coded messages to each other about our secret clandestine activities.
A bunch of my radical left leaning friends and I decided that after the Patriot Act was signed into law. We had to respond in kind.
So we formed the PPL and at the same time we created a new kind of encryption that would be impossible for the Authoritarian Bureaucrats to crack.
What kind of encryption you ask, could we possibly come up with to thwart the SUPER COMPUTERS at the disposal of the US Intelligence Community and the FBI ? Well ... we thought about it and we realized that a DIGITAL encryption scheme would not stop them but an emotional encryption code would stop them dead in their tracks. Everyone knows that Authoritarians or as we Liberals call them Night Stick Lickers are emotionally challenged.
So that's how we came up with our unbreakable encryption scheme that the US IC and FBI have not broken to this day.
Anyway I have been getting tired of send my e-mails and having them delayed all the time so I am going to send my encrypted stuff through DKos from now on.
Most of the Higher Ups in the PPL organization participate in this blog regularly anyway. So I can just pass the information encoded in my Diaries from now on.
The encoded message below is actually a few passages from a small novel I have been reading lately. I have attached the encoded secret message to my friends in the PPL by coloring each bit of the passage with our emotional encryption scheme. It's very clever and only the persons who are members of the PPL have the key can unlock the secret information inside.
For all the secret agents and private security contractors who comb this site every millisecond for clandestine information, I am truly sorry about how desperate and flabbergasted you will be trying unsuccessfully to decode the secret information inside it.
Coded information follows:
Some dreamy words for you from ancient times when the Greeks wandered the known world and conjured demons and witches and sea monsters
The witch Circe told me that there was no fighting Scylla but it was not in me to believe her. Circe saw the set of my jaw and repeated herself ..."She will take six of your men from the deck and it is not, cannot be, in your power to stop her.
Don’t waste lives dallying and trying to fight ... just row by as quickly as you can.
She is born of pure force and is not for you to contend with."
I bowed and spoke graceful words that I could not afterward recall, as I was wondering how to kill Scylla
Another passage:
In the Imperial Court of Agamemnon, the serene, the lofty, the disingenuous, the elect of every corner of the empire, there were three viziers, ten consuls, twenty generals, thirty admirals, fifty hierophants, a hundred assassins, eight hundred administrators of the second degree, two thousand administrators of the third and clerks, soldiers, courtesans, scholars, painters, musicians, beggars, larcenists, arsonists, stranglers, sycophants and hangers-on of no particular description beyond all number, all poised to do the bright, the serene, the etc. emperor’s will.
taken from the Odyssey and twisted into another form by ZACHARY MASON in his little novel: The Lost Books of the Odyssey, Farrar, Straus, and Giroux New York.