I don't know who will be the next governor of California, but I damn well know it won't be Carly Fiorina. I awoke this morning and checked out Slog, the blog for The Stranger, Seattle's alt-weekly paper, and was treated to an ad. I watched it and laughed over and over and over again. It was my assumption that this was satire, well done satire, but satire all the same. Watch:
I mean, really, there's no way this could be legit right? The guy wearing the sheep outfit at the end, the cheesy graphics, the insane voiceover. Well, I went to FCINO.com and decided to keep on laughing. After all, I bet they had funny videos or a mock website. Nope, it's real. There's a link where you can donate to Carly for California.
This kind of video makes me assume she's got progressive drug policies. After all, a positive test for crack cocaine is clearly a hiring requirement at Carly for California.