SNL had quite a good time with Rahm's comment about re...tards tonight...so I've created a quick transcript...and I think I can call it almost entirely accurate. The bracketed words were bleeped out...but there was no doubt of the words being said. (yelled)
It was Andy Samberg doing to part.
I've left out the parts which were to set up the joke....that he was apologizing.
"As for the progressive Democrats whom I used the term in reference to, I should never have called you that. What I should have called you was [effing] babies, stupid [effing] babies who can't keep their mouths shut.
"You went to the Wall Street Journal with this you [effing] turncoats?! The Wall Street Journal? I'm trying to get [shiite] done here. And I know we're not moving as fast as you want on health care, but have you noticed the Republicans are trying to paint us as Soviet crack dealers?
"I've already got them crawling up my [ass] and now you want in too? I've got so many legislators in my colon I need 60 voted to take a shit. So [eff] you!"
He then turned his attention to the dear Ms Palin.
"So now I'm waiting for your apology you [effing] harpy...You come after me on Facebook? What are you, 14? Here's a status update, grow the [eff] up! Poke me again and I will write stuff on your Wall so obscene your computer will cry.
"Go back to the [effing] tundra, you [effing] gimmick!"