Folks, this is big.
Apparently, Palin writes on her palm nearly every day. An undercover camera miraculously managed to capture the contents of the novel on her left palm just three days BEFORE the Tea Party Convention.
I don't want to get in any legal trouble, so let me provide this disclaimer: Do. Not. Distribute.
UPDATE: A photo of Palin's RIGHT Palm, on ordinary days, has surfaced as well: