How many of you have heard a bump in the night and gone to investigate the source only to be scared witless by your Pootie pranking you?
Or found your fresh T.P. roll has been unwound and shredded?
Or lost track of that beautiful piece of chicken you were going to have for dinner when you went into the kitchen to get a beverage?
Thanks to all those I hijacked pootie pic's from off of the approved servers mostly from khloemi.
Pooties are the most likely culprits.
Pooties look sweet and lovable:
But they are full of surprises:
They expect you to treat them like royalty:
While behaving in the basest of manners:
We are not exactly the best role models for them in some cases:
And they do have some reason for not trusting us:
Needless to say be on your guard around your Pooties because it's April Fools Day: