Well, it was actually Coach's on 151st in Overland Park but that is just semantics. All that matters is I walked in there like the "big fucking deal" that I am with my JoCoDems.org t-shirt and sat down to talk Royals baseball. After sharing my knowledge and unrealistic hopes with fellow masochist Kansas City Royals fans, teh nutjobs came meandering in to argue politics with me.
UPDATE 1: GOOGLE JUST CHANGED IT'S NAME TO TOPEKA!!!!!!!
UPDATE 2: I KEEP HITTING THE REFRESH BUTTON, BUT GOOGLE KEEPS ON CALLING ITSELF TOPEKA. Do I need to seek medical help???
Question #1: "Why do you support the socialist agenda of that Kenyan"?
my reply: "Do you believe we landed on teh m00n"?
retard reply: "That's not what I was asking about; why do you support..."
my reply again: "STFU, before you go any further. It's a simple question, Do you believe the USA landed a man on teh moon"?
audience: laughing and saying "watch this Lib pwn this douchebag's ass"!
sweating retard reply: "There are serious questions that need to be answered by NASA regarding Van Allen Belts..."
my reply: "STFU, you are a whack that believes whatever Murdoch's Faux tells you which makes you a t00l"
audience" APPLAUSE
My reply: "you guys are clapping 4 me"?
Random audience dude: "yeah, you are the first liberal prick to stand up to these wackos and tell them that they are fucked up"!
my reply: "STFU before I grow an ego"!
TEH END