As has become clear, pooties have taken over DailyKos.
Lord Loki has been watching the progress and is pleased.
Lord Loki assures everyone that we come in peace. Always.
He reaches his paw out to all.
Resistance is futile.
Lord Loki promises that we will be helpful and kind rulers.
Household chores are not beneath us.
But we will require play time and toys.
Yes, we can.
Lord Loki thanks everyone, even the troll, for the fun April Fool's Day